Your bum deserves better.

Say goodbye to:

The airplane seat that’s seen things
Gas station bathrooms with “mysterious” wet spots
Office toilets where Jerry definitely doesn’t wash his hands

Introducing Heiny Heaven™

A pocket-sized spray that turns any throne of terror into a heavenly seat — clean, safe, and worthy of your precious cheeks.

Not all thrones are created equal

Some Bathrooms Are Crime Scenes

You know the ones. The airport restroom at Gate 47. That hipster coffee shop with “character.” The Chipotle on Route 9 that locals whisper about.

These toilets test your faith in humanity.

That’s why we made Heiny Heaven™ — your personal defense system against public bathroom chaos. Fits in your pocket, purse, or that carry-on you swore wasn’t overpacked.

One quick spray creates a heavenly barrier between you and whatever horrors came before. Think of it as a forcefield for your behind.

Why Your Booty Will Thank You

✨ Kills 99.9% of germs — (and 100% of your anxiety)
✨ Pocket-sized protection — usmaller than your phone, more important than your wallet
✨ Works in seconds - because hovering is not a long-term cardio plan
✨ Airport security approved - TSA agents have heinys too
✨ Pleasant scent - unlike literally everything else in a public bathroom

Don't make your cheeks suffer another day.

Heiny Heaven™ Pocket Spray - 3 Pack (10ml each) $13.99

Fit in your pocket
TSA-friendly
Up to 150 sprays per bottle

“Sanitize my seat”

The Heiny Heaven Promise

If you’re not 100% satisfied with your newfound bathroom confidence, we’ll refund you faster than you can say “Is this seat taken?”
Because your throne deserves to be heavenly clean.